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Santa was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing and he answered: Waiting for autumn.

Santa went to see a gal for marriage. Their families decided to leave them for some talk. After some time, Santa asks: Behenji, tusin kinne behen-bhai ho?
Girl: Vaise taan 3 si, par hun 4 ho gaye.

Jeeto: yelled at Santa: U're gonna b really sorry! I'm going to LEAVE you!
Santa: Make up ur mind! Which one is it gonna be?

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While walking in the highlands Santa fell down a d
Last Update: 2008-03-18 21:21:57
While walking in the highlands Santa fell down a deep hole.Banta: R u ok?Santa: Yeah!Banta: Did u break anything?Santa: No, there's nothing down here----------------------------------------------Santa goes to buy a underwear. On choosing one he asks: ...
Santa I have swallowed a key.
Last Update: 2008-03-11 04:00:44
Santa: I have swallowed a key. Doctor: When? Santa: 3 months back! Doctor: What were you doing till now? Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too ...
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