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When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!! ...
One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om our Engagement will you give me a RING?Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No....
When I was born Devil said...Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said ...Oh Shit!!!!Competition...!!! .......
Fill in the blank...Im ur .....friend- a)-Cute b)-Sweet c)-Loving d)-Boy/Girl e)-Best of all Reply is a must... ...
Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college regularly.......
Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank with
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Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or No... 1.-----I dont have brain... 2.-----I dont have sence... 3.-----I am stupid.... ...
If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round....Ur heart is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE? na Munna na its called high B/P... ...
Merry Christmas, Enjoy New Year, Happy Easter, Good luck on Valentines, Spooky Halloween & Happy Birthday Now bug off and don't annoy me for the next 12 months!!!!...
what happend 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg: welcome 2 D jungle network,D monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later....
First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring,
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First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering...
Last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and the sky...then i thought where the fuck is my roof...
Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye,
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Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just happy that cows can't fly!...
If your a Vegetarian to be nice to animals, why are you eating there food...
I'm a killer, i kill people for money, but you are my friendI KILL YOU FOR FREE !!...
Its been a rough day.I got up this morning,put on
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Its been a rough day.I got up this morning,put on a shirt N a button fell off.I picked up my briefcase N the handle came off.I'm afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom...
Jesus says to John come forth ill give you eternal life. John came fifth he won a toaster...
The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?...
i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf again...
An independant study has proven dat those who have a bad sex life & who are crap in bed are readin dis message in their right hand!...
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